A teacher asks her class, “What do you want to be when you grow up?”
Little Johnny says “I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best bitch with me, give her a Ferrari, an apartment in New York, a mansion in London, a jet to travel the world, and an Infinite Visa Card to shop for the finest threads in Milan”.
The teacher, completely shocked and taken aback, decides that it’s best to ignore Little Johnny’s reply.
Still a little flustered the teacher turns to the next student and asks, “And you, Susie. What do you want to be when you grow up?”
“I wanna be Johnny’s bitch,” replies Susie.
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