How to handle this …”Please send in your weekly report at the earliest convenience”

To: joed@playboy.com
From: AdminSupportTeam@Playboy.com
Subject: Weekly Report Reminder

May this serve as a friendly reminder to please send in your weekly report at the earliest convenience.

To: AdminSupportTeam@Playboy.com
From: joed@playboy.com
Subject: Re: Weekly Report Reminder

Sorry. Almost forgot. Here ya go…

• 100 percent lunch break participation
• 3-for-4 with 5 RBI in company softball scrimmage (with 6 putouts at shortstop)
• Executed branded cross-channel synergy something something

Cheers,
Joe

To: joed@playboy.com
From: AdminSupportTeam@Playboy.com
Subject: Re: Re: Weekly Report Reminder

Ha ha ha. Very funny.

Seriously. Need your report.

Thanks.

To: AdminSupportTeam@Playboy.com
From: joed@playboy.com
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Weekly Report Reminder

Right. Of course. Sorry. I actually got quite a bit done this week. To wit:

• Decreased the company’s increasing rate of increasing decreases
• Set ambitious number of achievable and unachievable past and future goals
• Maximized product minimalizations for maximal minimalism

Salutations good mam,
Joe

To: joed@playboy.com
From: AdminSupportTeam@Playboy.com
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Weekly Report Reminder

We’re all getting a kick out of these. But we need your report to include for our weekly roundup for the CFO. Thanks.

To: AdminSupportTeam@Playboy.com
From: joed@playboy.com
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Weekly Report Reminder

OK, for reals, yo…

• Communicated with various team members about stuff
• Was NOT the reason the handicap stall in the men’s room is now OUT OF ORDER (It was Matt)
• Shared that video of Oprah wizzing for 10 minutes with the CEO (he loved it) link:https://youtu.be/1Wgj8Uuze5s

Hugs and butt rubs,
Joe

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