Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find out that she’s pregnant, and she is *furious*!
She calls Bill on the phone and immediately starts screaming: “How could you have let this happen? With all that’s going on right now, you go and get me pregnant! How could you???!!! I can’t believe this! I just found out I am five weeks pregnant and it is all your fault!!! YOUR FAULT!!!”
After only the briefest of pauses she adds: “Well, what have you got to say???”
There is nothing but dead silence on the other end of the phone so she screams again, “DID YOU HEAR ME???!!!”
Finally, she hears Bill’s very, very quiet voice. In a barely audible whisper, he says . . .
“Who is this?”