A businessman boarded a flight and was lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman.
They exchanged brief greetings and he noticed that she was reading a manual about sexual statistics.
He asked her about it and she replied, “this is a very interesting book about sexual statistics. It identifies that American Indians have the longest average penis and Polish men have the biggest average diameter.
By the way, my name is Jill. What’s yours?”
He coolly replied, “Apache Kawalski, pleased to meet you.”