An accountant called his client called Frank, who was a very wealthy art collector.
“Frank, I’ve got some good news for you and I’ve got some bad news for you,” said the accountant.
“Lets have the good news first,” said Frank.
“Your wife invested £5000 in two erotic pictures and says that they are worth at least £20 to £25 thousand pounds. An independent expert has verified the pictures. They’re definitely authentic.
“That’s fantastic news,” said Frank. “What’s the bad news?”
“The pictures are of you with your secretary.”