A doctor on his morning walk, noticed a wrinkled old lady sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, with a huge smile on her face.
“I couldn’t help but notice how happy you look! What’s your secret?” asked the doctor. “Every day I smoke ten cigars, drink a bottle of wine and eat pizzas and burgers. I’ve never done any exercise since the day I left school,” replied the old lady.
“That’s absolutely amazing! You must have inherited some great genes. May I ask how old you are?” asked the doctor.
“Thirty-four,” she replied.
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