Four married guys go to play golf. After an hour, the following conversation took place:
First guy: “You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out to play golf today. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend.”
Second guy: “That’s nothing; I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new patio.”
Third guy: “Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her.”
They continue for another hole or two when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word.
So they asked him. “You haven’t said anything about what you had to do to be able to come golfing this weekend.
What’s the deal?”
Fourth guy: “I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, “Golf or sex,” and she said, “Wear sun-block.”