Sid and Irv are business partners.
They make a deal that whichever one dies first will contact the living one from the afterlife.
So Irv dies. Sid doesn’t hear from him for about a year, figures there is no afterlife.
Then one day he gets a call. It’s Irv. ‘So there is an afterlife!
What’s it like?’ Sid asks. ‘Well, I sleep very late. I get up, have a big breakfast. Then I have sex, lots of sex. Then I go back to sleep, but I get up for lunch, have a big lunch. Have some more sex, take a nap. Huge dinner. More sex. Go to sleep and wake up the next day.’ ‘
Oh, my God,’ says Sid. ‘So that’s what heaven is like?’
‘Oh no,’ says Irv. ‘I’m not in heaven. I’m a bear in Yellowstone Park.’
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