Did you hear about the blonde who just bought an A.M. radio?
It took her two weeks to figure out that you could play it at night…Graphics by Shutterstock
A blonde returned home from work and was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized.
She called the police immediately to report the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels and a K-6 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-6 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out onto the porch. The sight of the cop and his dog made her shudder. She put her face in her hands as she sat down on the steps and began moaning.
“What’s the moaning all about, ma’am?”, asked the officer.
The blonde replied: “I come home to find all my possessions stolen, so I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a blind policeman!”
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Blonde walks into a doctors office and says: “Doctor, what’s the problem with me?
When I touch my arm, ouch! It hurts! When I touch my leg, ouch! It hurts! When I touch my head, ouch! It hurts! When I touch my chest, ouch! It really hurts!”
The Doctor replies: “Your finger is broken!”