Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes’s amicable settlement is bad news for voyeurs hoping for juicy gossip and public mudslinging
When Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes announced their divorce earlier this month, we all felt it. Not sadness (sorry, TomKat, you never really convinced us); but, I hate to say, ill-suppressed excitement. The voyeur in us longed for the thrilling courtroom showdown that lay ahead and daydreamed of bust-ups over Suri’s million-pound wardrobe.
Would Holmes sue Cruise for making her wear flat shoes? Would the truth about Cruise’s Scientology beliefs be revealed? Would anyone jump up and down on Oprah Winfrey’s sofa?