Guy walks into a pub and asks the bar man for a pint, “That will be $0.05 please sir”.
“Wow, in that case I will have a shot of whisky too” “Certainly, that will be $0.03 sir”.
“Damnnn, OK and a packet of crisps”.
“0.01 please sir, $0.08 all together”.
“This is astonishing, can I speak to the owner of this place, I’d like to thank him”.
“Oh, not just now, he is busy, he is upstairs with my wife”.
“…What is he doing upstairs with your wife?”
“Same thing I am doing down here with his business”.
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