St. Peter is waiting at the gates of heaven and calls the first man up.
Peter says, “You never cheated on your wife! I’m going to let you drive around heaven in a Ferrari!”
So he gets in the car and drives off through the gates.
Peter then called 2nd man up. Peter says, “Oh no, looks like you cheated on your wife TWICE! You are going to drive around heaven in an Accord!”
He gets into his car and drives through the gates.
Peter calls the third man up and says, “You cheated on your wife FIVE TIMES. You are going to be driving around in a ford pinto!”
But, when the third man drives through the gates, he sees the person in the Ferrari on the side of the rode and he’s crying.
The man asks, “Why are you crying??? You got the nicest car out of all of us!!”
He replies, “I just saw my wife ride by on a skateboard.”