Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School, usually she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping. “Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?” When Mary […]
Laughter Spot : “Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?” Read More »
As a guitarist, Keith plays many gigs. Recently he was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper’s
Laughter Spot : “As Keith played ‘Amazing Grace,’ the workers began to weep” Read More »
A woman went into a department store and told the clerk that she wanted to return a toaster because it didn’t work. The cashier told her that he couldn’t give her a refund because she bought it on sale. Suddenly
Laughter Spot : “Why she was yelling that particular phrase” Read More »
Comedy legend Sir Ken Dodd, who has died at the age of 90, was the irrepressible master of quick-fire one liners that left audiences in stitches. Here are some of his best:
Tribute Laughter Spot : Ken Dodd: 17 of his funniest one-liners Read More »
A man joins the navy and is shipped out immediately to an aircraft carrier in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. The captain is showing the new recruit around the ship, when the recruit asks the captain what the sailors
Laughter Spot : “A solitary barrel with a hole in it” Read More »
A rabbit walks into a bar and asks for a beer and the food menu. No menu says the barman we do toasties and that’s all. Okay says the rabbit, a cheese and ham toastie and the beer.
Laughter Spot : “Cheese and ham toastie and a beer” Read More »
A terribly overweight blonde woman goes to her doctor about her weight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. “I want you to eat vegetables and grains for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for
Two ‘Laughter Spots’ … “The overweight woman and the blonde neighbour” Read More »
There is a truck driver who whenever he sees a lawyer walking down the street, he always swerves to hit him. One day he sees a priest on the side of the road looking for a ride and so the
Laughter Spot : “The driver sees a lawyer, and swerves to hit him” Read More »
A man went to his lawyer and told him, “My neighbour owes me £500 and he won’t pay up. What should I do?”
Laughter Spot : “Are you owed any money? Here’s a clever solution” Read More »
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners and asked her students the following question: “Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that
Laughter Spot : “Teaching good manners” Read More »
