If I had a dollar for every math exam I failed, I don’t know how much I’d have. I no longer have a yearly itch to visit Greece since I started applying anti-Aegean cream. Is it crazy how saying sentences […]
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376 of the best one-liners on the internet on @thenextweb Please retweet https://t.co/QN7Ywa75EG pic.twitter.com/mZP4rBp4XD — Will Corry (@slievemore) May 30, 2016
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21 one liners I wish I had written… http://t.co/seMUN1ptj3 pic.twitter.com/Yo67wAzaD6 — Will Corry (@slievemore) October 26, 2014
Bob Monkhouse was famed for his quick-fire quips, encyclopaedic memory of jokes and effortless ability to improvise. For years, he jotted down his ideas in ring-bound, maroon books, but was devastated when two of the priceless comic dossiers were stolen
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Three guys walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, “You man the guns, I’ll drive!” Two parrots are sitting on a perch. One says to the other, “Something’s
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America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked – David Letterman
376 of the best one-liners on the internet – The Next Web From thenextweb.com – 1. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. 2. Do
One-Liners Q. In what room of the house would you never find a ghost? A. The living room. Q. What do Skeletons say before eating? A. Bone Appetite. Many thanks to Richard Goard for this
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Did you hear about the fat, alcoholic transvestite? All he wanted to do was eat, drink and be Mary. Got an e-mail today from a bored local housewife, 43, who was looking for some hot action. So I
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